1- when theres only one person left in the elevator , tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you
2- Push the buttons and pretend it gave you a shock ,smile and go back for more 3- ask if you can push the buttons for other people ,but push all the buttons except the on they asked you to push 4- Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then scream ,THATS MINE!!!! 5- Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone , and ask them to pose like Mona Lisa 6- move your desk in the elevator and when someone enters, ask them if they have an apointment 7- lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play 8- leave a box in the corner and when someone gets in ask them if they can hear the ticking 9- Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and specially the EXITS with the passengers 10- When the doors close announce to everyone "its ok dont panic they open again 11- Call out "group hug" then enforce it 12- Stand silently and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off 13- Stare at one of the passengers for a while then scream "you'r one of them and back away slowly 14- use a stethscope to listen to the walls and say phrases like" i know how the feel" and "oh no she didnt" 15- Make explosion sounds each time when someone presses the elevator buttons 16- Stare,grinning at another passenger for a while then announce "i have a new sock on" 17- Draw a little square on the floor and announce " this is my personal Space 18- as soon as you enter look at everyone and say "are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level
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1 - Yell YOLO!!
2 - Tell old people "your next" 3 - Take pictures of the coffin and tag them on facebook 4 - Wear a Rainbow tux and claim you put the "fun" in funeral *friend helping me with my bags at the airport *
Friend : Wow, these are heavy ,Whats in these things ,rocks? Me : YES , I AM A GEOLOGIST *SILENCE* Friend : im really getting tired of your shit IF we ever go to war with north korea this scenario is bound to happen
Soldier: What the hell!!!!! i killed that guy like 7 times already 2-Knock Knock
1-Whos there 2-You know 1-You know who 2-You know who? AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Assigned seats - Do everything in your power to sit somewhere else
Not assigned seats - sit in the same seat ,everyday for the rest of the year Drunk 1: hey man ,you should call me a TAXI
Drunk 2: You sir , Are a TAXI i saw an Arab outside shaking a rug
i just had to ask ,"whats wrong Ahmed,won;t Start?" "Asking me if i love you is like asking me what colour is the sky"
Girl : do you love me Boy : Blue Someone : Where is the remote control
Smartass : IN A REMOTE LOCATION "DURING ROBBERY"
robber : Give me all the money or else you're Geometry Cashier : Dont you mean History? robber : Dont change the subject ! Both : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH When someone makes a good come back or closes some one twice
the appropriate sentence to say is OOOOHHH GIVE THAT GUY SOME JAM BECAUSE HE IS ON A ROLL 1- Go to the library and ask for a book on how to read
2- Call someone and tell them you can't talk now and to call you later 3- tell someone random "i have a question for you " wait for them to reply like "lets hear it " or "what is it" Then simply walk away staring at them Fiona : i have to marry Farquaad now
Shrek : i'm sorry i screwed up Shrek : i ... Fiona : Dont say it....!!!! Shrek : I CAME IN LIKE A SHRRRRRREEEKKIIINGG BAALLLLLLLL |
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