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The ten rules to becoming a potato
0. Potato potato
1. If you ever wonder why other's are stupid just remember, "why make sense when you can just be stupid?"
2. It doesn't matter how you cut the potato because in the end you will still have a cut potato.
3. It doesn't matter when you fry the potato , as long as you fry the potato in the end.
4. It doesn't matter what kind of potato it is , it's still a potato!
5. You can never have too many potatoes.
6. Always set your expectations as low as possible so that you are never disappointed.
7. The answer to any "why" question is "why not".
8. Sometimes you just have to let things slide , cause that's how potato's roll.
9. When tired of arguing with an idiot just tell them, "whatever floats your potato".
10. When making decisions always remember to account for stupidity.
1. If you ever wonder why other's are stupid just remember, "why make sense when you can just be stupid?"
2. It doesn't matter how you cut the potato because in the end you will still have a cut potato.
3. It doesn't matter when you fry the potato , as long as you fry the potato in the end.
4. It doesn't matter what kind of potato it is , it's still a potato!
5. You can never have too many potatoes.
6. Always set your expectations as low as possible so that you are never disappointed.
7. The answer to any "why" question is "why not".
8. Sometimes you just have to let things slide , cause that's how potato's roll.
9. When tired of arguing with an idiot just tell them, "whatever floats your potato".
10. When making decisions always remember to account for stupidity.
THE POTATO
by Your MOM
POTATOES ARE FOUND HERE THERE EVERYWHERE
FOUND IN ABUNDANCE BUT PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES IF EATEN THERE WILL BE CRISIS ARE THEY VEGES OR FRUITS WE DON'T KNOW OR DO WE?,IF SO LAYS IS A FOLLOWER OF POTATO IF SO, WE DON'T KNOW WE GROW THEM IN OUR GARDEN TO EAT WE DO NOT KICK THEM WITH OUR FEET POTATOES HAVE SKIN WE HAVE SKIN THEREFORE WE ARE POTATOES WITHIN POTATOES FOR LIFE BECAUSE POTATOES ARE LIFE |
Nutritional information for NAZIPACKS |
HITLERS IDOL
GOOSETAPO HIMSELF IN PERSON/GOOSE
HE TAUGHT EVERYONE HOW TO GOOSE STEP (its like the douggie but better in everyway,so nothing like it)
HE IS A REAL HERO
HE TAUGHT EVERYONE HOW TO GOOSE STEP (its like the douggie but better in everyway,so nothing like it)
HE IS A REAL HERO
Goosetapos Autobiography
-He is 150years old{that is in potato years}
-He likes potatOREOS
-He was born on -30 february tommorow
-He likes Three spontanous sports
racket
balloon
teenemies
squaaash potatoes
campaigning for the nazis party
-He was in form 4 batman
-he likes to do every part of doing nothing
-His favorite flavor is the colour 9
- He likes to sleep inside out
-He likes his tea flavored ahhh pliizz
-He knows how to find square roots of negative numbers ,
-the formula is PIE over square root of chapter nine of the history book that is sold at the spoon and acquarium shop
-If he was a potato he would like to be called CHARGER
-The world ended last year so i am dead for the 3rd time in 6 weeks but i feel ok .
-HIS favourite game is Call of nothing : special crops {eg maize}
-He likes potatOREOS
-He was born on -30 february tommorow
-He likes Three spontanous sports
racket
balloon
teenemies
squaaash potatoes
campaigning for the nazis party
-He was in form 4 batman
-he likes to do every part of doing nothing
-His favorite flavor is the colour 9
- He likes to sleep inside out
-He likes his tea flavored ahhh pliizz
-He knows how to find square roots of negative numbers ,
-the formula is PIE over square root of chapter nine of the history book that is sold at the spoon and acquarium shop
-If he was a potato he would like to be called CHARGER
-The world ended last year so i am dead for the 3rd time in 6 weeks but i feel ok .
-HIS favourite game is Call of nothing : special crops {eg maize}
THE POWERS OF FLOATATION